Episode 5

"Time For Revenge" is the fifth chapter of the Demons Can't Be Pretty webcomic series.

Summary
Haagenti and Satan are drinking tea and eating snacks. While Satan is pondering why his cup seems to be a skull, he spits his tea out in shock when Haagenti reveals he buried people underneath the fingernail tree last year. Satan hastily exclaims that he'd like to rethink his enrollment in the Community Service Club, and eats his enrollment form. Haagenti shows a dejected Satan that he still has the original copy of Satan's enrollment form. Haagenti asks Satan why he is so against joining the club, considering it is quite popular. There were a line of students who wanted to join, but Haagenti only chose the best of the bunch. Satan is briefly tempted, until the "best" are discovered to be his classmates Beelzebub and Kyu. This solidifies his resolve to escape the Community Service Club.

There is a time skip to class. Satan is zoning out from the lecture, preparing to sign a letter of resignation from the Community Service Club. It feels weird for him to quit so soon after joining. While pondering if he also has a stomachache and what he eat for breakfast, Cutie looks on angrily. She is mad that Satan is "listening" to the teacher's lecture, as if she hadn't threatened him earlier. She wants to beat Satan up, but can't since no one will help her because they are afraid of Beelzebub. Cutie is jealous that Beelzebub and Satan are "friends".

Cutie begins her revenge on Satan by drawing a hilarious picture of Mr. Dubby on the chalkboard. Satan is blamed for this and gets scolded by Mr. Dubby. Other incidents start to appear: touching feet 12 times, hands 17 times, stepping on a tail 5 times, touching ears 4 times, horns 6 times, and stealing someone's lunch. At the end of it all, Satan is numb and tired. When Haagenti asks him why he is so tired, he congratulates Satan on doing all of that in "one day"! Satan is not happy, and he makes it his goal to find the culprit AND quit the Community Service Club. After he leaves, Haagenti calls Kyu up to his office.

Later, Cutie is shown stalking Satan again. She is planning on using a fan to lift up Behemoth's skirt, and when Behemoth gets embarrassed, she'll stomp on Satan and crush him to death. Just as Cutie is preparing to go through with her plan, the members of the Community Service Club show up. Beelzebub kicks Kyu at high speed, and Kyu impales Cutie. Satan is horrified, but then resigned to stay in the club, in return for the club members helping him...Satan will forever regret this decision.

Characters in Order of Appearance

 * 1) Haagenti
 * 2) Satan
 * 3) Mr. Dubby
 * 4) Cutie
 * 5) Beelzebub
 * 6) Kyu (debut)