Episode 9

"Class Monitor" is the ninth chapter of the Demons Can't Be Pretty webcomic series.

Summary
With the reveal that the home economics teacher is an angel, the students freak out. As the other students are panicking, Satan is still dumbfounded by the revelation and does not move from his spot. The unnamed angel admits that it is better this way, as she was getting annoyed pretending to like the students' baking. The unnamed angel approaches Satan threateningly, all the while with a smile on her face. She wants to know the "secret method" Satan used to bake his scones, as she believes there is no way such delicious scones could be made with common baking ingredients. The students are all standing behind Satan, none willing to come to Satan's defense. The unnamed angel continues her barrage of questions at Satan, this time believing that it must be the equipment Satan used instead.

Satan admits that the scones were handmade. The unnamed angel decides to cut off Satan's hands and take them with her. She kicks Satan in the knee, breaking his kneecap. Satan falls down, and the unnamed angel prepares to cut off Satan's left hand with her giant scissors. Satan tells her that hands are not something you can borrow and return, but the angel does not listen. Satan continues to struggle aginst the angel, but she is so strong that he can not escape. Just as all hope seems lost, the unnamed angel is stopped by the class monitor from the previous chapter. The class monitor says that the safety of the students within the classroom is also his responsibility. The class monitor blocks and parries all of the angel's attacks. The chapter ends with the angel upset that "any lowly demon thinks they can get in her way".

Characters in Order of Appearance

 * 1) Unnamed angel/home economics teacher
 * 2) Satan
 * 3) Class monitor